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Headlines aren't funny/strange/sonorous anymore, or maybe I can't find the goods ones. Either way, slim pickings over the past couple of weeks:

Oprah is the Berlin Wall of popular culture

Real French women really do get fat: Study

South and North Korea clash at sea

Ill women at risk of abandonment

Fate of wolf adorning magazine cover recalled

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Encana parts fail to match whole future pieces began trading

Sperm shortage forcing women to Internet for donor

Unmoral Morality

Housing activity seen reviving

Turns out that humans can infect birds too