When I was writing my MA thesis, I remember thinking that it was the most difficult thing I would ever have to do, and if I could finish it, I could accomplish anything. Now I'm trying to write a 25-page research paper in two and a half days after writing three exams in the past week and a half, and I don't think anything could ever have been harder than this. If I were more organized and had any kind of time management skills, it probably wouldn't be so bad, but sadly I'm an imbecile and my decade in university has taught me nothing. Remember, kids, stay the fuck out of school. It's bad for your health.